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I should be given an award for keeping my mouth shut when there is so much that needs to be said,

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I sometimes wonder why I even bother.

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I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.

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I start each day out as Mary Poppins?and end it as Cruella De Vil.

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I started belly dancing today. It was so eay, no effort at all. I just gave it a little shake and my belly danced all on its’ own.

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I still belive in the Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy and True Love. Don’t even try to tell me different.

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I still can’t believe people’s survival instincts told them to grab toilet paper.

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I still have my eye brows when I wash off my make-up. Do you?

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I still use pinky promises as a legitimate foundation of trust.

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I stpped waiting for the light at the end of the tunnel and lit that bitch up myself.

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I sure do eat a lot of food for someone who expects to fit into clothes.

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I talk a lot of smack for someone who tips over when putting on their underwear.

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I think I am starting to lose my mind.

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I think I speak for a lot of us when I say,”Huh?

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I think it is weird that some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.

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I think most of my problems can be traced back to all the Aqua Net I inhaled in the 80’s.

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